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Mulla Nasrudin was looking over greeting cards.
The salesman said, ”Here’s a nice one – ”to the only girl i ever loved.”
”wonderful,” said Nasrudin. ”i will take six.”

”There just is not any justice in this world,” said Mulla Nasrudin to a friend. ”I used to be a 97-pound weakling, and whenever I went to the beach with my girl, this big 197-pound bully came over and kicked sand in my face. I decided to do something about it, so I took a weight-lifting course and after a while I weighed 197 pounds.” ”So what happened?” his friend asked. ”Well, after that,” said Nasrudin, ”whenever i went to the beach with my girl, a 257-pound bully kicked sand in my face.”

Mulla Nasrudin and his wife were sitting on a bench in the park one evening just at dusk. Without knowing that they were close by, a young man and his girl friend sat down at a bench on the other side of a hedge.
Almost immediately, the young man began to talk in the most loving manner imaginable. 
”He does not know we are sitting here,” Mulla Nasrudin’s wife whispered to her husband. ”It sounds like he is going to propose to her. I think you should cough or something and warn him.” 
”Why should I warn him?” asked Nasrudin. ”Nobody warned me.” 

The barber asked Mulla Nasrudin, ”How did you lose your hair, Mulla?”
”Worry,” said Nasrudin.
”What did you worry about?” asked the barber.
”About Losing my Hair,” said Nasrudin.

Mulla Nasruddin has applied for a job. The manager looked at him and did not feel that he’s even qualified to apply for it. He asked him, “Can you read and write?”
Mulla Nasruddin said, “I cannot read, but I can write.”
The manager was surprised; this is a rare situation — he could have never conceived of a man who cannot read but can write. He said, “Then write!” He gave him a paper and Mulla immediately started writing on it. He went fast — one page, two pages, three pages.
The manager said, “Now you stop! You please read what you have written, because I cannot read.”
Nasruddin said, “That I have told you before — I can only write! I can’t read.”

When Mulla Nasruddin reached California, he was directed by our sannyasins there to this ultimate weight-losing program. It took four days and was guaranteed to take off fifty pounds or your money would be refunded.
He entered the building and was told to enter the first door to his left and to undress there. He did so and then from a second door in the room entered a beautiful blonde woman, naked but for a sign around her neck. It read, “If you catch me, you can make love to me!”
Nasruddin felt the passion rise within him. The room was fairly small, but the lady was agile, and it took him twenty minutes to catch her. After his love-making, Nasruddin showered and left, eagerly awaiting the next day.
On the second day, he was directed to another room, a bit larger than the first. There a beautiful redhead, naked except for the sign, greeted him. The chase lasted for almost forty minutes.
On the third day, it was another, larger room, and a beautiful brunette! After almost an hour, he caught her too.
Throughout the three days, Nasruddin had kept an account of his weight loss — twenty-eight pounds to date.
On the fourth day, he envisioned perhaps a bevy of beauties. He was directed to the top floor. He climbed the stairs, removed his clothes and waited. There was a click behind him as the door was locked, and out of his left eye he caught sight of a huge gorilla coming his way with a sign around its neck which read, “If I catch you I’m going to make love to you!”

Innerbreathing History of swami sudip

Here are the Osho disciple who reached to 500 level in this life .. (they are not in the physical body )

so here just to show few of our so called Enlightened one comparison chart..

Innerbreathing of New Agesof so called Enligtened One

Here you can see how much flow came to during Satsang time ..Limbic Flow during Satsang

Click the photo to see where you will find him after 9 month !!!!